Happiness and Dick
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(via fantasay)
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(via fantasay)
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- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
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(via ikillledthedragqueen)
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(via okayjayson)
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I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
no i want sex too.
(via my-chemical-break-up)
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if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via fly-aw4y-with-m3)
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Just remember that you’re the one who killed me.
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(via the-llamas-pajamas)
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Reblog if you are….
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